Brezhnev Audits My OKRs — Episode 2: The WAU Revision Incident

General Secretary Brezhnev opens the Q3 red folder — DAU and uptime are heroic, but the Weekly Active Users target was quietly lowered from 15,000 to 9,000 after a bad Wednesday deploy. Consequence: immediate reassignment to the Novosibirsk Regional Planning Office.

Each Sunday, Leonid Brezhnev opens your Notion OKR database, audits this week's actual progress in formal Soviet-bureaucracy register, and suggests a written self-criticism for missed targets.